Dave's Random Bits 'o Country Wisdom
Due to the convergence of circumstances beyond anyone's wildest imaginings you have found your way to this desolate corner of cyberspace.
If you got here on purpose, one can only imagine. If on the other hand you are some ner-do-well up to no good -
it's your waste - very little you could do here to make things worse.
Oh no
If you landed here by accident
welcome
- better luck next time. You will need to view with the lowest possible threshold of expectations. Tarry at your own risk.
Really
BTW - wisdoms change each time you reload if you have more time to waste. 
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